After hyperventilating and passing out a few times over a lit stove, I decided to have a zen moment and decide on baby names for the unborn child.
Ready?
Jackie Daniels.
Get some.

Totally.Like what, Lyd-drizzle?
Are you high right now? Lyd-Drizzle???
No. But I did snort a pixie stick.
Is it really next month? I’m gonna be a dad next month?
You’re not excited?
… I am but…
Is it really next month? I’m gonna be a dad next month?
Uhhh yep.
… Holy. Shit.
I cause trouble out of campus. AKA OOC. I got codes now.To keep the pigs off, ya heard?So…you’d rather get arrested than suspended, I gather. By all means, boo. Do you.
Why are you talking like that? xD
Totally. Like what, Lyd-drizzle?
No no yeah it is I just…
Get me water or something, quick. I need to sit.
Calm down boo!
Is it really next month? I’m gonna be a dad next month?
… That close?
It’s November next month right? Or was that when Baby Not-Bartie was due?
No no yeah it is I just…

Get me water or something, quick. I need to sit.
What? Where?
Just 10 minutes off campus, me and Danny are moving in together.
Shit. I missed a lot. Did Quinn have the baby?
Not til next month right?
… That close?
Haha. nice, man.
I can see my heartbeat.
..that’s probably not a good thing, Puck.
I’m fine man. I’m drinking coffee to slow myself down.
What? Where?
Just 10 minutes off campus, me and Danny are moving in together.
Shit. I missed a lot. Did Quinn have the baby?
Nobody. I’m just back and I’m ready to… FSU.Oh…in that case, you’ve been missed. Just try not to get suspended again :P
I cause trouble out of campus. AKA OOC. I got codes now. To keep the pigs off, ya heard?
That’s not exicing. I’m glad I didn’t help.
I would’ve paid.
… How much?
I don’t know, like $10. I’m moving :3
What? Where?
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